A fresh cool breeze blew threw the misty morning air as the birds sang their sweet melody. Lush green trees led to a small clearing where a silver kitsune lay on the grass resting. He had been training for most of the morning. Now, just laying there, he began to wonder if he should return to his lair or whether he should train some more. It was getting close to when his fellow theives would be waking up and wanting food. They were hopeless when it came to cooking. He decided that he would just rest for a few more minutes and then he would head back. He closed his eyes and then drifted off into and accidental sleep, forgetting all about his commerades.

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"Kurama! Kurama! Where are you?" yelled out a hungry bat demon. "I wan't food!"

The demon frantically ran around the kitchen looking for his partner in crime. Desperatly, he began rumaging through cuboards and selves calling out Kurama's name.

"Ummm... Kuronue? I don't quite think you're gunna find Kuama in there..." spoke out a small demon theif.

Kuronue stopped to think for a moment. He glanced around the kitchen and looked back at the staring theives. He glanced around the kitchen again and then looked back at the theives with a VERY  determined face on.

"Since Kurama isn't here..." he began. "WE'LL JUST HAVE TO MAKE BREAKFAST OURSELVES!!!"

This was met with many shocked faces, with many widened eyes, and many dropped jaws.

"Kuronue, are you seroius?" questioned one theif.

"Do I look serious to you?" Kuronue replied sounding like some sort of army commander or something.

The theif was startled by this but quickly replied, "SIR, YES, SIR!!!"

"Now that's what I'd like to hear soldier!" Kuronue sharply replied.

He quickly glanced at the other theives.

"ARE YOU READY TO MAKE SOME FOOD?" He yelled out.

The theives replied, "SIR, YES, SIR!!!"

"WILL YOU GIVE UP?"

"SIR, NO, SIR!!!"

"DOES YOUR MOTHER KNOW THAT YOU ARE GAY?"

"SIR,.....wah.....what the?.......uhhhh........."

Kuronue smirked and smoothly replied, "You see, it was a trick question, cause, either way you awnsered, it would imply that you're..."

Kuronue was cut off by another theif who sadly replied, "she does, she does..."

Everyone took a LARGE step away from that demon.

"Ok..." Kuronue said slightly disturbed. He continued giving out his orders. "We will be making a simple breakfast of scambled eggs and toast. You! Grab a recipe book! And you! Get out some ingredients!"

Soon theives were scuring around the kitchen getting all of the ingredients ready. A couple of demons went to Kuronue asking how to do something. He simply replied, "Go look in the recipe book!"

Things had been going pretty well for Kuronue's little..... breakfast war camp. That is... until it happened.

The kitchen grew silent as the group of theives set their eyes on a female demon, by the name of Autumn(NOT me!!! This is someone else!!!!!), sitting on the floor with the ashes of what used to be a microwave falling on her.

"I DIDN'T DO IT!!!!!!!!!" she exclaimed.

What happened here soldier?" Kuronue asked.

"It was him!" she said pointing to some random theif. "He told me to put an egg in the microwave for 10 minutes!"

The framed theif glared at her in a 'I'm going to kill you' sort of way. Kuronue, on the other hand, was trying to put on the straitest face he could muster, trying to bottle up the laughter swelling up inside of him.

"Alright soldiers, make sure this doesn't happen again!" Kuronue commanded.

Kuronue would have finished what he was saying, but he couldn't stop the laughter.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! Look at your hair!!!!!! I thought it was supposed to be red!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!" Kuronue laughed. "Looks as if you dyed it black with the ashes of Kurama's.... microwave.................oh shit."

Kuronue suddenly realized that they had just blown up Kurama's newly stolen microwave. He began to think of what his friend might do to him once he saw it.'He may not want me to be his partner in crime anymore...OR?!?!?!?!?!'

Kuronue's thoughts were cut off by an egg that had been hurled at his face.

"Don't make fun of my hair, Kuronue!!!" Autumn yelled.

"ALRIGHT SOLDIER!!! THAT JUST EARNED YOU DISH DUTY!!!" Kuronue yelled back, wiping the egg yolk off of his face. "And all of you! Get back to work!!!!!"

The theives snapped back to reality and hurrily worked on their breakfast.

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Lazily, the kitsune youkai woke up. Realizing that he had been asleep for about an hour, he sprang to his feet and dashed back to his lair. Hopfully they hadn't blown the place up by now. Reaching the entrance he breathed a sigh of releif. At least it wasn't set up in flames. He opened the doors and looked around. Everything seemed normal.

"Kuronue! Kuronue! Where are you?" Kurama yelled out.

No awnser.

"Hmmmm.... Something's not right."

Kurama kept walking, looking in any rooms he passed by. He eventually reached the dining room where he had heard voices coming from. He peered in to see all of his fellow theives eating a perfectly made breakfast of scrambled eggs and toast.

"Ummm.... what's going on?" Kurama asked curiously.

Kuronue had a worried look on his face but still tried to keep his cool.

"Uh... we, uh.... made breakfast!....hehehe..." he replied.

Kurama looked at all the theives and realized that one was missing.

"Kuronue? Where is Autumn?" Kurama asked.

"Oh, her? She's in the kitchen doing the dishes..."

"Dishes..."

"Uh... yeah!"

Kurama walked over to the kitchen door.

"I wouldn't go in there if I were you!" Kuronue quickly warned.

"I think I'll be the judge of that, Kuronue..." Kurama replied as he opened the door.

Big mistake.

Kurama's eyes widened as he gazed upon his... "newly decorated kitchen". Remenants of food were splattered all over the cuboards, there was a HUGE hole in the wall where his "prized possesion" had once been, and there was dish soap flying every which way!

"I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY!!! I DESTROYED YOUR PRECIOUS MICROWAVE AND I MADE A MESS OF EVERYTHING AND I'M STEALING YOUR PRECIOUS OXYGEN BY BREATHING BUT I DON'T EVEN HAVE ENOUGH COURAGE TO JUMP OFF THE ROOF!!!!!!!!" appologized the bubble covered Autumn who was now sitting on the floor like a child that had fallen down.

Kurama looked back at Kuronue and glared the most scary looking death glare in all of Makai.

Kuronue simply pointed at the theif Autumn had accused before and replied, "He did it."

The End